Crazy student hostel 2022QQ

The State University of Odessa. Late 1980-s. Department of Romance and Germanic Languages. And it means that only five or six rooms out of 50 were occupied by males. I should mention, that this ratio 1:10 really interfered with men’s concentration upon their studies. I shared my room with a guy from Kiev, Ukraine, Semen Binder. The name speaks for itself. But he has now complexes about his ehtnicity and loved telling us and listening to various stories and anecdotes about Jews. By the way, one author complained of his poor fate that made him emigrate from Ukraine to Russia just to study. Bullshit! There were lots of Jews in our university, and as long as the action took place in Odessa, every inhabitant could be automatically called Jewish. Well. In one of the rooms draught slammed the door, having left girls living there outside and their keys inside. Girls were wearing dressing gowns and slippers. Getting back into the room through the window posed a certain problem, as it was the fifth floor. Although one of the roommates had another key, she had gone to her town and was coming back only the next day. The only way out was to break the door. But how could delicate girls do that?! They turned to us for help, and we delegate Senya to them. First, he’s about 2 meters high and weights about 90 kilos. Second, his wife-to-be was living in that room. We took our seats in the first row to be able to advise, but… we had no chance. Senya runs and… having approached the door jumps up. The show is not for the nervous. Just imagine the body, 90 kilos, in its flight crashing with its head into the door jamb. The head rebounds like a billiard ball, while the body continues its movement, finally knocking out the door. Then everything falls to the ground: The door, Senya’s body, and what has left of his head. Anyway that’s what we were thinking at that moment. But why does one want to laugh in situations like that?! We’re laughing like crazy, understanding though that something serious has happened. Then we hear the sound of another body falling: One of the girl fainted at the sight of blood. As she admitted later she had seen not only blood, but also brains. Whom should we bring round first? Luckily, everything turned out all right. Senya got off cheap, with a broken head, a big bump and a slight concussion. But the funniest thing was that in 15 minutes there came the roommate who was to go home and brought the second key. It turned out that she failed to buy a bus ticket and had to come back. 1582188544428220416 1582188670697803777 1582188803116224516 1582188941448445954 1582189077826338822 1582189218427707392 1582189353891160066 1582189486359945219 1582189623702339584 1582189765641871360 1582189901541527553 1582190036191264771 1582190169586802688 1582190305515806720 1582190442589872130 1582190587846983680 1582190725273452544 1582190870580940801 1582191009034903553 1582191144653430784 1582191303546310656 1582191437902381058 1582191575123255297 1582191714227331072 1582191853318856706 1582191990569066498 1582192235373789187 1582192437317046273 1582192578526593025 1582192715344891908 1582192854390214656 1582193000641347584 1582193139137351681 1582193274659475456 1582193407186853888 1582193552318160897 1582193690898046976 1582193833332318215 1582193973027799040 1582194118582730754 1582194255983943680 1582194396476358657 1582194540085231617 1582194683803041793 1582194827281694721 1582194973138685952 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